Some stories have a way of blending drama, humor, and sweet revenge in the most unexpected ways. This classic tale is one of them—a rollercoaster of emotions with an ending no one could have predicted.
It begins with a husband writing a bold letter to his wife, declaring his intent to leave her. But it’s the wife’s razor-sharp response that delivers the knockout punch.
Dear Wife,
I’m writing this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for seven years, and I have nothing to show for it. These past two weeks have been unbearable.
Your boss called me today to tell me that you quit your job, and that was the final straw.
Last week, you came home, didn’t notice my new haircut, the favorite meal I cooked, or the brand-new silk boxers I wore.
You devoured dinner in two minutes and went straight to bed after watching your soaps.
You don’t tell me you love me anymore, and our intimacy has vanished. Either you’re cheating on me or you’ve stopped loving me—whatever the case, I’m done!
Your EX-Husband
P.S. Don’t bother looking for me. Your sister and I are moving to West Virginia together! Enjoy your life.
Dear Ex-Husband,
Your letter absolutely made my day! Yes, we’ve been married for seven years, but calling yourself a “good man” is quite the stretch.
I watch my soaps so often because they drown out your constant whining and complaining.
Yes, I noticed your haircut last week, but honestly, you looked like a teenage girl, and my mother always told me, “If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all.”
When you cooked my “favorite meal,” you must’ve been thinking of MY SISTER because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.
As for your new silk boxers, I turned away because the $49.99 price tag was still hanging from them. Funny coincidence—my sister borrowed $50 from me that morning.
Despite all of this, I still hoped we could work things out. In fact, when I won $10 million in the lottery, I quit my job and bought two tickets to Jamaica for us.
But when I got home, you were gone.
Everything happens for a reason, I suppose. My lawyer says your letter ensures you won’t see a dime of my winnings.
So enjoy your new life in West Virginia—with my sister.
Signed, Your Ex-Wife — Rich, Free, and Loving Life!
The Moral of the Story?
Always think twice before penning a dramatic goodbye letter—you never know what surprises the other person might have in store!
And to everyone reading, if this made you smile, share it with your friends—it’s a story that just keeps on giving! 😄✨
